WTF

What the fabric!

This is the fabric I'm working with right now. It came from a yard sale. It's a hideous color and has a very strange print. It has....

Allstate Hands 

Teapots

Cocker Spaniels

and

The Stanley Cup!!

If your eyes aren't broken yet, take a look at this fabric I saw at Joann's this week:

Really????

That's what you're calling your company?